The One And Only

So here we are on the first post, I've basically been trying for the past week or so to think about something funny and witty that go on this new blog - I failed.

After being told to set one up I thought about mentioning the things I'm good at, apart from being gorgeous and athletic. Instead I came to the quite frankly shit realisation that, apart from masturbating, there's nothing I'm particularly good at and that I've never really accomplished anything.

Therefore this blog will solely be dedicated to one thing I have done in my life, many many times (not what you're thinking you twisted people) and that is to chronicle the list of glorious and somewhat character building fuck-ups and mistakes that have happened to me in the past.

So keep your eyes peeled for more content.